Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Mon, 03/19/2007 - 4:17am.
Don't call the police if you have a problem. If your kid is threatening to kill everyone with his knife, don't call the police. Handle it yourself.
If someone is breaking into your car/house, don't call the mean and arrogant police. Call your neighbor instead.
If nobody called the police, then we wouldn't need so many police officers in PDX. We could lay them off and then we wouldn't have so many mean and arrogant police. Everyone can be their own cop and face the perils themselves.
And the city will be much nicer and friendlier and everyone will get along just fine. Because, the police are the problem, not the crooks and criminals. They are just nice people and if they knew we were nice to them they would not be bad and we would all have a perfect place to live, if it weren't for those mean and arrogant police.
Yeah, that is the way it should be. After all, this is Portland.
Don't call the police if you have a problem. If your kid is threatening to kill everyone with his knife, don't call the police. Handle it yourself.
If someone is breaking into your car/house, don't call the mean and arrogant police. Call your neighbor instead.
If nobody called the police, then we wouldn't need so many police officers in PDX. We could lay them off and then we wouldn't have so many mean and arrogant police. Everyone can be their own cop and face the perils themselves.
And the city will be much nicer and friendlier and everyone will get along just fine. Because, the police are the problem, not the crooks and criminals. They are just nice people and if they knew we were nice to them they would not be bad and we would all have a perfect place to live, if it weren't for those mean and arrogant police.
Yeah, that is the way it should be. After all, this is Portland.