Bull Poop!
Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Thu, 08/30/2007 - 12:45am.

We may not have offered up bacon-covered lemon shrimp, or Andes-grown cactus spines, or whatever it was they were coughing up, but our friendship to you comes out of our own hearts, not some bottomless corporate schmooze slush fund.

Besides which, how many more ways could I have possibly said your hair looks nice short?

Scott Moore
Portland Mercury

p.s. Did anyone figure out what the point was?

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