Submitted by Freelancer on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 11:13pm.

1. Anyone who busts out the "you are from Seattle so your opinion doesn't count" as their number one should post anonymously.
2. The site is designed for morons to argue on the Internet. Whether it's anonymous or not I think is up to Lynn.
3. Usernames are fun. It gives you the feeling of being a superhero, or a trucker. A fat trucker. Yeah, I'm a trucker baby. Snowman, got your ears on good buddy?
4. I love Lynn. I am just saddened she hasn't given us a Battlestar Galactica post this week. You know, the new ones start Friday and I, like Joss Whedon before me, am going to answer my phone all week "Freelancer Actual." WAIT! I'm not a trucker, I'm a viper pilot with the callsign Freelancer. Oh yeah.
5. You are not paranoid if they are after you. And as someone who makes number lists on Internet postings, I can see why they are after you. Anonymity is good in your case. In fact, all of our cases because, let's face it, user name or no, we should all be working right now.
6. It's a proven fact that you can't find respect on the Internet. Respect requires relationships, relationships require consequences, there are no consequences on the Internet, unless of course you try to sell a fake kid on Craigslist -- had that guy tried to sell a real kid, he would have been fine.
7. Again with the Seattle thing eh? You can't even bust out seven good reasons why SeattleTVGuy is wrong? How about make a crack about his very creative name? No? OK, go with what works for you. The "my dad is better than your dad" argument. I can see it really worked.

Anyway, I am done making myself giggle (and yes, I know I am the only person who finds this post funny), which is why now I am off to bed after a hard day.

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Freelancer Actual.

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