Oregon Media Insiders

Callousness towards the mass-challenged women of the world may be the least of La Starr's current problems.

From what I have been given to understand by some friends who work there, the presumably fat-free Starr has been involved in a major contretemps with a certain local institution. On the one hand, Starr's bosses remain shielded from the reasons for, indeed even deeper knowledge of, the contretemps itself, while on the other hand the local institution has become a house divided as it wrestles over what to do about Starr.

Within the next two weeks, expect one of two things to happen. Either this major institution will be caught with its pants down, while a local publication will suffer a massive black eye on its big fat puss when its ever so literary correspondent is exposed for what she really is, a ... but that would be telling.

Or, what could happen is .... nothing.

Still, check the headlines for the next two weeks!

But, remember, dear readers, you heard it here first, off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush.