WWeek's Mercurification Continues (Updated)

Submitted by LynnS on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 11:12am.

From PDX Pipeline comes news that local sexpert Malice will be bringing a QA-type column to WWeek (warning: not entirely safe for work picture):

Malice was doing a Sex-Advice column (That’s Portland–Go Ask Malice about S-E-X) at BlacklistPDX. ...

BlacklistPDX and Malice state that the column is no longer happening. Through (extremely) highly-reliable undisclosed sources, I found that the reason is:

The Willamette Week is bringing her on to do the sex-talk/Q&A over at their publication and/or website.

Yeah…so is the WW gunning for Savage Love? Looks like it…

What next? Zusman getting his eyebrow pierced? Or worse: Will the Merc start emulating WWeek? I just can't see Scott in a tweed jacket. Plus also? Vegan suede elbow patches: Hard to find. Matt might pull it off, especially if he starts smoking a briar pipe.

Good luck with the out-Savaging of Savage, WW. You'll need it.

Update: Relentless publicity hound Matt Davis sends me this photo, which he says he used when he was "The Lapin Bleu." Allegedly a food writer.

Yeah, I don't get it either. Must be a British thing. But hey: Briar pipe!

Update 2: Corrected the spelling of Mr. Zussman's Zusman's name. Apologies, I did it from memory.

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 12:44pm.

....START smoking a briar pipe?

Matt Davis

Submitted by LynnS on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 1:56pm.

You're next! You're next!

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Lynn Siprelle * Fairy Blogmother

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Mon, 08/06/2007 - 1:16pm.

I didn't really get it at the time either. But the character was a cross between Ron Burgundy and Maurice Leblanc's: "Arsene Lupin—A genteleman thief." Except he wrote recipes which usually ended in threesomes. And smoked crack in an old-fashioned pipe. The blue lycra ski outfit was supposed to imply a degree of Roger Moore-esque worldly sophistication, except he wore it the whole time, even in the kitchen. So it got sweaty and covered in flour. The rabbit-fur cravat got covered in food, too.

Matt Davis

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Tue, 08/07/2007 - 10:16am.

It's "Zusman" not "Zussman." I'd think a so-called media insider might catch that kind of detail.

Submitted by LynnS on Tue, 08/07/2007 - 10:45am.

I did it from memory, since it was just a cheap shot. ;)

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Lynn Siprelle * Fairy Blogmother

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Tue, 08/07/2007 - 10:35am.

It's sad to watch the continuing decline of Willamette Week. I'm not an "insider" but I'm guessing that the success of Portland magazine has to be sucking up a huge amount of display advertising dollars. And Craigslist is taking away their classifieds and personals money.

There's been a noticeable decline in investigative reporting as they shift to "sex sells". Yeah, like we need more cover stories on strippers.

Found this via http://www.blogrefs.com/topic/portland by the way.

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Tue, 08/07/2007 - 10:44am.

Meanwhile, the Merc is down to 55 pages a week...

WW had Dan Savage years ago, and ditched him. Sounds like they're trying to make up for lost time.

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Thu, 08/09/2007 - 11:13am.

thanks for the link...Malice in an interesting person--let's hope WW doesn't water her down(too much).

Julian
PdxPipeline.com

Submitted by Cablenut on Thu, 08/09/2007 - 11:16pm.

Say what you want to about Dan. He can be bombastic, and at times trite, but he is ALWAYS amusing.

http://blacklistpdx.com/go-ask-malice (NOT work-safe)

i wasn't very impressed. She can write, but nothing sparky. The key to a sex column is humor. I didn't find her column very humorous.

OTOH, I *do* wish her luck. I long for the days that WW would show their fearless nature. Alas, I think those days may be long gone.

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Submitted by supersmoker (not verified) on Sun, 01/13/2008 - 4:53pm.

That's hilarious!

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