McOmie Typifies PDX Broadcast News Difficulties

Submitted by Hunter Thompson on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 8:45pm.

“ When you work in television, you never get to really sense the experience of the audience – you can’t see them or hear them or know what they think.”
Grant McOmie

This quote, taken directly from the Forest Grove News-Times, caps what this critic has said all along about the elitist Portland media. In that crowded coterie of self-congratulatory asses, the honor of the most inflated egos goes to the broadcast television news types. Talk about out of touch.

Portland TV news organizations are over-staffed with inexperienced pretty faces who don’t know the market, have only a vague understanding of current affairs and can barely read from a teleprompter. Producers are most likely overheard complaining about what they see is the disconnect between their importance and their salary, while reporters are nearly always found seated in front of the dressing room mirror, pimping their make-up until seconds before they go on. But hey, it’s like McOmie said, “…you can’t see them (the viewers) or hear them (the viewers) or know what they (the viewers) think.” Remember, if you can, that television is about ratings. Ratings is about viewers – you know…those simple folks out there in TV land.

Here’s just a smattering of laudatory remarks OMI regulars flooded the site with when it was learned that McOmie was unable to run his silly adieu on his last day on the job.

a. “I'm ashamed at this very moment that I work in that building.” (so quit)
b. “I'm so disgusted with KATU right now I can hardly stand it.” (take 2 aspirin-call me in the AM)
c. “I agree -- no reason to watch KATU news anymore.” (was there ever a reason?)
d. “…he is/was part of the Oregon culture like Ramblin' Rod or Bud Clark.” (leprosy is part of the culture too.)

I’ll give you D – McOmie was, in many ways, akin to Ramblin’ Rod. On the other hand, Ramblin’ Rod suffered few illusions about his place in the pecking order. One doubts the same can be said of McOmie.

And now, in the midst of a period when discretion is crucial, McOmie is granting newspaper interviews with a local rag, telling the readership how, “Fortunately, the competition in town disagrees with (KATU’s) decision, so I’ve been in discussion and negotiations with other channels,” Talk about a massive ego!

Station managers and News Directors considering McOmie ought to carefully reconsider any notion they might have. Comments like McOmie’s point directly to the problem facing television news, particularly Portland television news. The degree of insularity and isolation pervading PDX news organizations is precisely why the public continues to abandon local TV and daily paper news.

The outlook is grim. Most News Directors rise through the ranks, so their judgement is based on the same faulty ground. The wheel turns. The Anchors change. A new graphics package is developed, and still we are force-fed the same tired product.

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Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 11:03pm.

Once you've been in the market as long as McOmie has, you're bound to have fans.

But if you really listened to his work you realize how mediocre it was.

His delivery is so phony, so 1970's-Mr.-Broadcaster syrupy, I could barely stand to listen to his reports.

Plus he wasn't working full time and he simply didn't turn that many stories.

Why would any manager pay someone as much as a long time veteran earned for turning out few stories, poorly?

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 7:18pm.

He just wasn't that good. And his delivery was phony. HE didn't sound like that in real life!

Submitted by TALPDX on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 1:08pm.

“Always a critic” – Tab Hunter Thompson. You know she’s said it at least once in her life. The girl is very transparent – it goes with her barfly sensibilities and her Tallulah Bankhead swagger.

Once again, with cigarette blazing and Lord Baltimore at the ready, the embittered Grande dame of OMI strikes again – this time against little old Grant McComie. It’s about as original as a Tab Hunter Thompson post or Tab reciting lines from her favorite pop radio psychologist. Tab loves to psychoanalyze folks, and she does it for free, just look at her posts. Perhaps she can arrange a reading -- that's what she likes to call it. I bet Toni Grant is her favorite, or maybe Beverly DeAngelis. Grant McComie is too easy a target, but given that he isn’t Winston Churchill or William Shakespeare (and we know how Tab Hunter Thompson reveres the English), that makes him fair game – at least in the eyes of someone who pontificates like she’s a community college English Instructor – and writes like one too.

Darling, if you’re going to pick on someone, find a better target. Of all the folks that populate media in Portland, I’m sure Tab Hunter Thompson can find a far more worthy target. Your high minded and intellectually elitist bully routine may play well in dimly lit bars and in the blogosphere. But in reality, it makes you look like a creepy little girl with a big mouth, ala Nellie Olsen.

Perhaps we could set up a field trip for you – I’m sure mother would let you go. A day trip with Grant on an outdoor adventure might work well for you. Maybe some fishing in Hagg Lake or watching the elk herds in Mist. You could use some sun and fresh air, for the florescent lights, booze and copious amounts of nicotine are taking their toll on old Tab Hunter Thompson. I’m sure with some coxing, it could be arranged.

Submitted by Anonymous Source (not verified) on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 9:53am.

Admit it TALPDX - you'd like nothing more than a roll in the hay with the Thompson girl.

Submitted by D. Parker (not verified) on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 1:37pm.

The recent posts by TALPDX are as ANNOYING as those by "Hunter Thompson". Please, TALPDX don't fill the blog with your WEIRD "Hunter" rantings! And Lynn, can't you just block "Hunter Thompson" from this site?
I would also like to say what a great job Lynn does with this site!!!

Submitted by TALPDX on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 1:36am.

She’s probably home grading papers from her summer school class – but girl always finds time for a dinner break (a three course liquid meal I’m sure if her check clears at the liquor store) – that’s the Tab Hunter Thompson method, so says Tab’s mother, number one fan and lifelong roommate. For the record, Tab Hunter Thompson’s mother taught her to use all those big five dollar words she’s so fond of sharing with us. Mother promised her little sweetheart that when she got older, all the kids with whom she went to school would lament the day they ever passed over dear Tab Hunter Thompson for anything. For mother predicted that one day, Tab Hunter Thompson would be famous, like Barbara Walters and Jessica Savitch. So for years, with mother at her side and a script torn from the pages of her Big Chief Tablet in hand, she would say “mirror, mirror on the wall, Tab Hunter Thompson will be the prettiest and smartest female news anchor of them all.”

Well, without revealing the details, poor thing found herself on the short end of the good graces of the television news business, which explains all her bitterness (I doubt plastic surgery and Vaseline on the lenses could have saved her career). So she made it solemn her duty to right this wrong by castigating the business and anyone who calls it their professional home. In fact, girl likes to be known as Portland’s very own television news critic superhero -- without the leotard, cape and lasso (except in private – write her for details).

When she’s not at the liquor store, favorite watering hole or teaching English 101 and GED students, she’s plugging away with her witty insights into the news business, belittling those whose opinions don’t meet her superstar standard (and as she often minds us, her standard is the only one that counts – and the rest of the universe can stick it). So to reinforce this, she drills it home paragraph by paragraph how smart and witty she is and how dumb the rest of are. And too, as mentioned earlier, she loves playing pop psychologist. If you question her authority on any manner, she brands you sick in the head. Plus remember, mind your grammar. Because if you don’t, she’ll call you out. And she knows English well. While most kids were out playing with friends after school, she was home diagramming sentences and reading William Shakespeare.

With that, I’ve said all that needs to be said. I’m taking a break. I’ve met her type before, plenty of times I’m sorry to say. They’re smart and witty but possess little loyalty and take refuge behind their pc or Mac – fancying themselves the brilliants of their generation, but have squat to show for it. And almost always, they’re too chicken to call you out to your face. Rather than working to create success in life, they tear others down – and rationalize their conduct because they think they’re smarter or more refined than everyone else. I promise you, you wouldn’t want her in your fox hole, because she’d be the first one to surrender to the enemy and give up her comrades. And like many have said before me, the A’s teach the B’s to follow the C’s.

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